Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

How did you become popular in school?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Do women really cheat more than men?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon have PDA-packed date night at ‘F1’ premiere in NYC - Page Six

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?